I'll take it!

Enough already with glorifying the same old boring body types.

I'm a truly terrible photographer (anyone I shoot instantly gets satan eyes, and a lot of my pictures have a thumb in them).

So let me know. No nudity needed (in fact, let's say none encouraged). And we'll meet at a nice bar. There are a lot of cannibals in NY and I don't need that kind of hassle.

I particularly want to hear from anyone who thinks they're not attractive enough for gay society.